farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

posted 19 hours ago with 163,272 notes
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I wish I started this book sooner. —Most people who read books (via alexsarahlouise)

(Source: theshelfdiaries)

posted 1 day ago with 1,621 notes
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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

ohboyitsdoctorsexy:

i believe many of us have reached the point of our parents telling us to go to parties.

(Source: smaugtheodd)

posted 2 days ago with 217,844 notes
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#yes #everyday

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

posted 2 days ago with 620,621 notes
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We need a real alpha. You know what I mean. An alpha who can do ‘alpha things’, you know? An alpha who can get it going, you know, get it- up? 

(Source: claraoswinin)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

thelittlebookstore:

Over here in The Netherlands we have this amusement park called The Efteling and most of the rollercoasters have really cool names like The Python and The Flying Dutchman and then there is one called Bob. 

ninemoons42:

badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

wat

WAT

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

vanilla-rivers:

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9966999999996999999996666996699666699666996699666996699 
9966699999999999999966666699996666699666996699666996699 
9966666999999999999666666669966666699666996699666996699 
9966666669999999966666666669966666699666996699666996699 
9966666666699996666666666669966666699666996699666996666  
9966666666669966666666666669966666699999996699999996699 

highlight the numbers

press ctrl and f

type in 99

posted 3 days ago with 119,179 notes
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nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

posted 6 days ago with 48,195 notes
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(Source: 15yearold)

posted 6 days ago with 95,277 notes
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26 letters of brendon urie
wedding